Warning, this just in from CNN!!
Apparently, there is a proven inverse relationship between the size of your Church's Jumbo-tron and the faithfulness of preaching the Word of God by your pastor.
Big Jumbo-tron = little to no Gospel or God's Word. Little to no Jumbo-tron = a lot of Gospel and God's Word.
Thanks CNN; that makes picking a Church soooo much easier. Oh no, honey, look they have a 100" LCD - they must hate Jesus here!
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