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Friday, September 2, 2011

Emergent Pastor's Sermon School

Hey guys, make sure you all look cool before coming out on stage
(not looking cool is a sin)

and make sure you hire a good band to play your intro music
(why- because goats join churches based on music)

Remember the first rule of Emergence - Seekers come first!

Make sure that when you're planning your message that you decide on
what you want to preach first,

then tell the elders and/or congregation that God/the Spirit or the
Universe has placed this issue/message on your heart,

then use a computer concordance to find verses out of context that
you can list, read or allude to during your sermon to make it
sound Christiany

then ask/encourage or demand that your congregation
volunteer (that's free staffing) and pay its tithes (easy profits!)

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