Satire!

If you hate the God of Scripture - then your in luck! 

Sign up now for the 2013 God-haters Conference.

Day 1 Special guest speakers include- 

Rob Bell and his message Jesus Christ is a liar! subtitle: there is no Hell, and if there were a nice god wouldn't let anyone go there. 

Brian McLaren and his message Heaven - everyone gets in! subtitle: except Calvinistic, white-American heterosexual modernist.

  

Tony Jones and his message Substitutionary Atonement! subtitle: Are you kidding me? No one believes that garbage anymore.

Sign up now and the first 666 pre-registers will get a FREE "Mark of the Beast" tattoo! 

(hey, tattoos are still hip and trendy, right?)

Day 2 special guest speakers include -

Joel Osteen and his message Smile! subtitle: And the whole world smiles with you.

American Pope Rick Warren and his message Support my Global Peace Plan! subtitle: or else I'll get my buddy Obama to abort your ass - Full term!

T D Jakes and his message I'm totally a Trinitarian! subtitle: as long as your post-modern definition of trinity is Oneness Pentecostal Modalism.

Praise music for this year's conference will be performed by Fish!

And (because its in his contract) Brian McLaren's new book of post-modern slam poetry will be recited by William Shatner with the background beats laid down by the Roots! 

The focus for all messages at this year's God-haters Conference will be Stop Reading your Bibles, put them down, buy our books instead!