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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Heresy Barbie AKA Victora Osteen

Heresy Barbie has a book now only $6 on Amazon Love Your Life: living happy, health and whole.
Victoria bills herself as the Co-Pastor of Lakewood Church - Someone give her a Bible please - according to God the Holy Spirit in 1 Timothy here are the qualifications of an Elder/Overseer/Pastor:  

The saying is trustworthy: If anyone aspires to the office of overseer, he desires a noble task.
Therefore an overseer must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, sober-minded, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, not a drunkard, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money. He must manage his own household well, with all dignity keeping his children submissive, for if someone does not know how to manage his own household, how will he care for God's church? He must not be a recent convert, or he may become puffed up with conceit and fall into the condemnation of the devil. Moreover, he must be well thought of by outsiders, so that he may not fall into disgrace, into a snare of the devil.  (1 Timothy 3:1-7) 

Unless Victoria has a penis and Joel a vag. then she is not only not a Pastor but in outright rebellion against the God of the Bible and His Word. In the words of John MacArthur, if your church has a woman pastor then you have no pastor and your not a church. Period!

That's just the intro to the real point of the blog post...

If the God-Hating Morons that organize most Bible studies (Men's and Women's) would actually open a Bible! and teach from it instead of buying the books of popular "Christian" celebrities then you may happen upon this little section FROM GOD IN THE FLESH - JESUS CHRIST!

    And Jesus answered them, “The hour has come for the Son of Man to be glorified. Truly, truly, I say to you, unless a grain of wheat falls into the earth and dies, it remains alone; but if it dies, it bears much fruit. Whoever loves his life loses it, and whoever hates his life in this world will keep it for eternal life. If anyone serves me, he must follow me; and where I am, there will my servant be also. If anyone serves me, the Father will honor him. (John 12:23-26 ESV)

So if you do not want Eternal life please go ahead and waste $6 hard-earned dollars learning life-tips from a God-Hating blasphemer like Heresy Barbie, Love Your Life on sale everywhere people don't read their Bibles!

But if you want Eternal life listen to the only One who can gift it to you. Whoever loves his life loses it, and whoever hates his life in this world will keep it for eternal life.

PS- please stop buying books from Heretics, I'm totally worn out warning people about how much its going to suck burning in Hell forever. Repent and Trust in Him (Christ) not her (Victoria).


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