A question I often get from Christians is RB (that's Reformed Baptist) I've never been to a post-modern Satan-worshiping Emergent cohort, what kind of sermons can I expect?
Or a question I often get from Emergents is RB (that's Reformed Baptist) I've never been to a Biblically faithful, God-honoring, Gospel-focused Church, what kind of sermons can I expect?
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So here are the answers according to both the Emergency Cohort and Calvary Baptist of Lenexa.
At the Emergency Cohort (AKA the Emmaus Way)- our current Sermon Series is a pop-psychology, philosophical deconstructionist, self-help group-therapy conversation based off the post-modern children's book The 3 little wolves and the big, bad pig.This will be very helpful in teaching you how to complain that all the problems in your life are someone else's fault.
Its funny, I listened to Pastor (AKA group-therepy conversation facilitator) Tim Conder (Pastor of Conversation & Care) who said that he would be willing to suffer himself for the gospel (however he defines that) but he didn't want his kids to believe the gospel too strongly as the gospel expects too much from you. He said he'd rather them grow up and get established first (like 40 yrs old) after college, after getting a good job/career going, maybe starting a family before they should really start believing the gospel. - Well I hope Tim Condor's kids make it to 40, before they're allowed to become Christians because if they die prior to God granting them Faith and Repentance - Hell is Hot and Forever is a Long Time. Feel free to find the Emergent Sermon-time group-therapy conversation for the 3 little wolves and the big bad pig for the Worst Sermon of all time.
Or email Tim direct at tim@emmausway.net for his thoughts on how being a moral, loving Hippy-wolf hugging an emotionally challenged angry pig is now the post-modern definition of the Gospel. Flower Power, people! Flower Power!
or at Calvary Baptist of Lenexa - our current Sermon Series is an expositional, verse-by-verse review of the OT book of Habakkuk. Which is great, because its God's explanation on why bad things happen to people who think they they are "good people". It answers relevant topics like what to do when it seems like God's not listening to your prayers, and why does God not do something about the evil in the World today?
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