“5 benefits of Going to Church” - Heath Mooneyham in Joplin, Mo

From the Sermon Series: Why Church? 

“5 benefits of Going to Church” from, what I can only assume is either a non-Christian pastor or at least a person unfit to be a pastor, Heath Mooneyham in Joplin, Mo. Who is without a doubt the WORST preacher/pastor I have ever heard in my life…and I study Church History so I regularly listen to & read Theological liberals, Emergents & full on Heretics as well as Classic & Modern scholars, preachers & pastors regularly.

And don’t worry its nothing boring like to learn about Repentance or the Forgiveness of Sins or Eternal life or God’s Word, to learn Discipleship, join in corporate Worship, or to receive Baptism or the Lord’s Supper or hear about Christ & Him crucified for our sins or boring old Namby-Pamby stuff like that….No, no, no. This is sure to please a “What’s in it for me” generation.

            1          A lower risk of Depression – supposedly 22% less likely

            2          Better Life & Time Management  

            3          Better Grades & Higher Education prospects – for kids, better at Math & Reading

            4          Significantly lower risk of DEATH & longer life expectancy

            **5       Better Sex Lives – Church going Women get significantly higher rates of AWESOMENESS during Sex 

(**Heath’s favorite)

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for more on Pastor Heath find him online…like at Fighting for the Faith or here:

Pastor of 'America's manliest church' which once gave away assault rifles to members steps down after being busted for DWI

• Heath Mooneyham relinquished control of Ignite Church on Sunday after saying in a statement that he had 'let his family down'
• He will undergo alcohol treatment after failing a breathalyzer on September 16 in Joplin, Missouri while driving home from a bar 
• Mooneyham, a heavily-tattooed 36-year-old, launched his church in 2008 from his home and has grown membership to 800 followers
• He has given away guns to get people through the doors and has a sermon series titled 'Grow A Pair'

By Louise Boyle for MailOnline

Published: 11:57 EST, 23 September 2014