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Sunday, February 8, 2015

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The Warren Trajectory

time machine

A lot of folks wonder what exactly we do with our time up here in the frozen wilderness whenever the temperatures drop below – well – liveable.  I don’t know about everybody else, but I’ve spent my winters building a time machine.  It’s been absolutely a blast traveling about, discovering church history in Mr. Peabody fashion.  Why, just last week I sat in on a few of John Calvin’s lectures at the Genevan Academy!

But as exciting as it can be to travel into the past, the real fun is in discovering the future.   Armchair theologians like to speculate about where various theologians church celebrities are going to wind up.  Well, speculate no longer, because I’m back from the future with a thumb-drive, and I’ve discovered some pretty interesting video evidence of the near future.

It appears that recently a lot of folks are up in arms over Rick Warren’s comments on Catholicism (LINK HERE).  What exactly is Rick thinking?  What’s next?  Is this guy even stable?  Who can predict what he’ll say tomorrow?

Well here’s what we found just five years into the future:

VIDEO LINK HERE!!

So, Rick Warren fans, that’s really too bad about the hair.  It’s sad what five years can do to follicles.  On the upside, it appears that Rick’s theological discernment will nevertheless remain intact!

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