Translate

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Granger Community Church

Giant, all-powerful purpose-driven Mega-Church Granger Community Church seeking to be even more seeker sensitive and community focused than they already are, are now converting from a Church to a community resource center so now is it Granger Community Center or Granger Commons?


Cross-less
Christ-less
Church-less

Community Resource Center

Join today and get involved with our early childhood development programs, dinning at our restaurant, shopping at our bookstore, or you can rent out our property for school dances, graduations and if Brian McLaren has his way Man-Bedder marriages, and don't worry we want sinners like you in the community to feel comfortable here so like Joel Osteen we won't talk about sin, repentance, judgement or grace here and definitely not about Jesus unless we redefine Jesus differently that the Bible does

so what is Granger Commons-  its like if a Small Mall and a Church did battle on the same property and the Godless Mall won...





if your interested in drinking Granger's Kool-aid then you can read more about it on TonyMorganLive as he oozes and pusses joy over Granger abandoning Church from its name

No comments:

Post a Comment