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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

EA (Electronic Anti-Christ's) new 10 Commandments

EA (Electronic Arts) maker of the Sims 3 wrote there own 10 commandments newer, fresher, better than those stale old rules in the OT no-one (even American Christians Church-goers) care about anymore. Plus they're short, so even ADD-rattled Americans can remember these! And since Satan just had his 10 Commandments delivered to me, I thought I'd remind you of these as well.

1 don't kill
2 don't steal
3 don't cheat on your partner with another "person" (so masturbation, toys and bestiality are still okay)
4 don't envy
5 respect parents
6 don't accuse falsely

7 respect all people of all races, religions and sexualities
8 don't commit acts of terrorism
9 respect and protect the planet
10 don't be motivated by greed

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