Joel Osteen confirms that he's a heretic

The CNN news team discovers Joel Osteen's secret to Mega-church stardom. 

According to CNN - Joel O's Synagogue of Satan, like his friends Mega-churches, is large and successful because according to CNN annalists Joel O's message is full of The Word of God, Repentance and Trust in Christ's Work as our ground for Righteousness ...

OOPS...actually they said Joel O's message is full of Self-help, Self-empowerment and not about sin and as far from God's Judgement as humanly possible.

In the interview, Joel justifies his preaching heresy by blaming God. He says some people are called to preach about Sin, God's coming Judgement against sin, Repentance, Faith, Salvation by Grace alone, Baptism, and the Lord's Supper - that's right Joel they're called Christian Pastors!

But not Joel Osteen, oh no, no, no. He's called (by Satan) to make people feel good - to encourage and motivate so he's not held to the Biblical standards of 1st or 2nd Timothy or Titus because his calling (and god) is different than those other kinds of Pastors.
 

Joseph Stalin - or Joel Osteen with a sweet Stash! 

Don't worry Stalin, Joel is personally destroying those 3 Americanisms.